Why are there so many ‘knock knock’ jokes?
Jokes are funny things. Fnarr. A lot of it is about expectation, and particularly things not matching expectations. It’s the same in music. On some level you know what’s coming next, so when it...
View ArticleWarum warum warum ist die Banane krumm?
Watching foreign language nursery rhymes (I’m guessing a little) immediately after waking up in an ill advised pursuit. I now feel a little bit in doubt as to who I am and what I’m supposed to be...
View ArticleWhy do some people prefer spoons, and others forks?
Stabbing and scooping each have their own merits. I guess some people have an increased affinity for one or the other, but I prefer to make the assessment on a case by case basis. The wateryer the...
View ArticleDoes it matter whether the chicken or the egg came first?
We’ve been here before. To recap, it’s just semantics. It’s most likely that something that was not yet a chicken laid an egg that became a chicken (mutation/evolution). So the egg came first. And...
View ArticleIf a snowman came to life, what would he do?
If he had any sense, he’d heard north, sharpish. Although historically, they tend to steal young guys in old guys dressing gowns and take them flying while younger boys sing. They even pop down our...
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